The Batlord

Indeedy do. I am currently butt naked and sitting on the toilet.

#notevenjoking

Edit: BTW. Are Youporn and Redtube and whatnot as virus-free as I've been lead to believe or am I courting disaster?

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Scarlett O'Hara

You can finally stream porn! Yay for you.

Today I had a really good chat with my mom, we gave each other advice and she gave me good ideas to launch myself off to a better place life wise. I felt really bad because her and my dad had a big fight and she ended up in tears after him telling her to stop being so emotional and that he can't deal with anymore stress. He told her he doesn't understand how she's still with him after the **** they have been through. I love my dad to bits but seriously it bothers me that he says **** like this. I know deep down he loves her but at this point he has to find himself (midlife crisis).He has serious anxiety issues (and possible depression) so he's become a recluse. I wish I could help him somehow, it's hard seeing my family suffering.

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The Batlord

That blows. Obviously I'm not a middle-aged man, but anxiety, depression, and reclusiveness are sort of my bread and butter. If he's anything like me, anybody trying to "help" him is just going to make him feel smothered and even more withdrawn, and then he'll feel guilty that he can't respond in a way he thinks he should.

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Scarlett O'Hara

Aww you're so right. He has to make changes himself. Mom is ridiculously supportive and would do anything for him yet he never gives anything back, he can't. I try to help by sending him texts, saying I care and mom told me he gets a smile from it. Like you said, if he gets too much pressure on him (his job is stressful and underpaid) he will get more anxious and his health is already suffering as a result of stress. It's so hard seeing people I love deeply unhappy.

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ladyislingering

Let me get this straight.

Your mom gives you this fancy new gift and your chief concern is using it for porn?

Classic Batlord. Would not have expected anything different.

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Engine

I hope the staff of your local public library appreciates what your mother has done for them.

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I was only passing through.

The Batlord

I don't think you understand. I have been without internet porn for the better part of a decade. I've been subsisting off a few dirty magazines that I've been able to get my hands on, but other than that I've had to do with my imagination. I don't care what LeVar Burton told you, imagination sucks. There was the porn store for a while, but then I lost a movie and have been avoiding that place ever since (hehe, I stiffed the porn store). I think even God would give me a pass on this one.

Now if you don't mind, I'm about to descend into the bowels of a two week long porn binge.

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Black Francis

Sooo tired~

i just got back from hanging out with friends pub hoping and it was a pretty good night, in one pub it was dancehall night and F*ck was it packed.

the place was too small and you could feel the ground shaking from the ppl dancing and it was packed with hotties! i saw way more girls than guys there, i gotta go there again soon.

also hanged out with a Dj/rapper/dealer of sorts, he was a cool guy, his stage name is E A Flow and he is actually a pretty good rapper



(he is the one rapping btw)

he's actually still there at the pub i think..
he decided to stay when we left.

I had to head back earlier cause i had a long ride home, plus you know when your alcohol buzz is starting to come down and you get all tired? well that's how i feel atm so i had to come home.

i can't party like i used to

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ladyislingering

Dude, you're going to be stickier than the underside of a middle school desk.

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djchameleon

You've been dealing with road porn?

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.