Originally Posted by The Batlord

I don't think you understand. I have been without internet porn for the better part of a decade. I've been subsisting off a few dirty magazines that I've been able to get my hands on, but other than that I've had to do with my imagination. I don't care what LeVar Burton told you, imagination sucks. There was the porn store for a while, but then I lost a movie and have been avoiding that place ever since (hehe, I stiffed the porn store). I think even God would give me a pass on this one.

Now if you don't mind, I'm about to descend into the bowels of a two week long porn binge.