"Hey bro I can't find the bottom of the blender"
Seriously, every one of my bosses texts starts with "Hey bro". And Jesus dude, did you maybe check the place I ALWAYS PUT IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS PUT THINGS IN THE SAME PLACE AND YOU SHOULD TOO.
Sigh. tfw you're better at your job than your boss is at his but are stuck working it.
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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
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