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Old 06-19-2014, 12:22 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2014, 12:27 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Dude, you and your mom need to set some boundaries.
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Old 06-19-2014, 12:32 PM   #173 (permalink)
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This coming from the guy who gaps to his sister(s)?






Jokes.
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Old 06-19-2014, 12:34 PM   #174 (permalink)
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Dude, you and my mom need to set some boundaries.
Me and your mom already did.
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Old 06-19-2014, 12:39 PM   #175 (permalink)
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Me and your mom already did.
Hope you remember her safe word. It's "Oh my god take off the nipple clamps!"


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This coming from the guy who gaps to his sister(s)?






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I don't have any sisters. Faced.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-19-2014, 12:41 PM   #176 (permalink)
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'They should reserve overhangs and shady areas for white people. The blacks aren't going to get a sunburn right?'

Thanks for sharing, Dad.
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Old 06-19-2014, 12:47 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2014, 12:48 PM   #178 (permalink)
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Man. And I thought my family had some racist vibes.
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Old 06-19-2014, 01:20 PM   #179 (permalink)
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'They should reserve overhangs and shady areas for white people. The blacks aren't going to get a sunburn right?'

Thanks for sharing, Dad.
Is he a racist or just a politically incorrect goofball?
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Old 06-19-2014, 01:27 PM   #180 (permalink)
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"Hey bro I can't find the bottom of the blender"

Seriously, every one of my bosses texts starts with "Hey bro". And Jesus dude, did you maybe check the place I ALWAYS PUT IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS PUT THINGS IN THE SAME PLACE AND YOU SHOULD TOO.


Sigh. tfw you're better at your job than your boss is at his but are stuck working it.
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