I just had the fight of my life. This turd felt like a sausage-shaped rock in my colon. The kind that's too wide to comfortably fit through your sphincter, while being too hard to squish through. I haven't had to struggle like that in years. At one point I was tensing so hard I got light-headed. My nose actually started tingling too. I didn't even know that was thing. And it came in installments too, so I couldn't just force the whole thing down in one giant push. I had to get one piece out, and then expend extra time and effort to get the next one to the batting cage. But when all was said and done I was victorious. I guess one benefit of this rock-hard poo was that it left no **** on my *******, so wiping was pretty easy, though it did leave a nasty glob of some kind of mucous. Yeah, that was pretty grody.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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