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Old 07-05-2014, 07:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Smooth Criminals!

So, in case you are out of the loop. WD's cell phone was stolen yesterday.
And by some ridiculous twist of fate I have had at least 4 conversations with the person that stole the phone.(Only here. Facepalm!) Now how in the **** are you gonna steal a phone then answer it?

Anyone else have smooth criminal stories?



ALL MB FRISCO RESIDENTS PLEASE BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THIS MAN!

Get dudes phone back and tell him I DON'T want to go on a date!

(Yes that's right this is a criminal shaming thread!)
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