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Old 07-05-2014, 07:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Smooth Criminals!

So, in case you are out of the loop. WD's cell phone was stolen yesterday.
And by some ridiculous twist of fate I have had at least 4 conversations with the person that stole the phone.(Only here. Facepalm!) Now how in the **** are you gonna steal a phone then answer it?

Anyone else have smooth criminal stories?



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Get dudes phone back and tell him I DON'T want to go on a date!

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Old 07-05-2014, 09:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh wow, that IS stupid.
But couldn't the police call him, and then track the phone's location or something? Or does that stuff only work in movies?
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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They could but its not a priority.
Lol. I should post the text where I scolded him....
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Do it.
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Its not letting me paste it .Boo!
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Old 07-05-2014, 01:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL

look at this kid

holy **** he looks stupid as hell.

Seriously why does everyone wanna steal my phones?

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To read your flirty text messages and learn from the master. Or because they hate you. I prefer the former.
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Ew. What an ugly piece of garbage.
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Dude! You got yer phone back?!

Confirm identity please....
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