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ladyislingering · 07-28-2014, 01:25 AM

Today I had an encounter with a new level of stupidity. One I didn't want to think was possible, but I knew it would surface eventually.

Our store offers point* cards; for every $5 you spend or every donation, you get a point. 15 points gets you 30% off your next purchase. Well, our most recent point card expired about a week ago. No more points to accrue, and full cards expired just yesterday.

*that's not the actual terminology but it's not your business

Enter Tard-O-Matic:

Spoiler for the riveting tale of a pedestrian I'd forcefully back into and drive over again without flinching:

07-28-2014, 01:25 AM	#16097 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Today I had an encounter with a new level of stupidity. One I didn't want to think was possible, but I knew it would surface eventually. Our store offers point* cards; for every $5 you spend or every donation, you get a point. 15 points gets you 30% off your next purchase. Well, our most recent point card expired about a week ago. No more points to accrue, and full cards expired just yesterday. that's not the actual terminology but it's not your business Enter Tard-O-Matic: Spoiler* for the riveting tale of a pedestrian I'd forcefully back into and drive over again without flinching: T-O-M: gives me his partially completed point card Me: I'm sorry, man. This is already expired. T-O-M: That always seems to happen to me. Me: Some people shop a bit more often and fill them up over and over again throughout the quarter----- T-O-M: So they run quarterly? Me: Yes. We have one for winter, spring, summer, and fall. T-O-M: Can I get a new one then? Me: We'll be starting a new one sometime in September. T-O-M: But you said new ones start on a quarterly basis... Me: Rough estimate----- Me (inside): PLEASE JUST PAY FOR YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE T-O-M: Is it not the start of a new quarter? Me: Not according to corporate. I don't know. It's weird----- Me (inside): FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF T-O-M: So I can't get any coupons? Me: No. T-O-M: scoffs and swipes his credit card __________________ You and I, We were born to die. Last edited by ladyislingering; 07-28-2014 at 02:08 AM.