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Old 07-28-2014, 01:25 AM   #16100 (permalink)
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Today I had an encounter with a new level of stupidity. One I didn't want to think was possible, but I knew it would surface eventually.

Our store offers point* cards; for every $5 you spend or every donation, you get a point. 15 points gets you 30% off your next purchase. Well, our most recent point card expired about a week ago. No more points to accrue, and full cards expired just yesterday.

*that's not the actual terminology but it's not your business

Enter Tard-O-Matic:

Spoiler for the riveting tale of a pedestrian I'd forcefully back into and drive over again without flinching:
T-O-M: *gives me his partially completed point card*
Me: I'm sorry, man. This is already expired.
T-O-M: That always seems to happen to me.
Me: Some people shop a bit more often and fill them up over and over again throughout the quarter-----
T-O-M: So they run quarterly?
Me: Yes. We have one for winter, spring, summer, and fall.
T-O-M: Can I get a new one then?



Me: We'll be starting a new one sometime in September.
T-O-M: But you said new ones start on a quarterly basis...
Me: Rough estimate-----

Me (inside): PLEASE JUST PAY FOR YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE


T-O-M: Is it not the start of a new quarter?
Me: Not according to corporate. I don't know. It's weird-----

Me (inside): FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

T-O-M: So I can't get any coupons?
Me: No.



T-O-M: *scoffs and swipes his credit card*
that's a stupid policy though.

Why would you have one quarterly and then end it early for whatever numbers they need and have a gap in the period where people can't earn points.

The points card/system is stupid and I agree with that customer.
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