The lyrics to that song "Blinded By the Light" have bothered me for years. It always sounded like the dude was singing, "Blinded by the light! Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night!", but I was sure this couldn't be so. Yet no matter how many times I heard that song, no matter how closely I listened, it always sounded exactly like that. Just now, for the first time ever, I was by a computer when the song occurred to me, so I was finally able to look up the lyrics. "Revved up like a deuce". How boring is that? Now I wished I'd never looked it up.
