Originally Posted by Janszoon

Dear almost-in-law,

Bailing on her three weeks before the wedding is a dick move. You're a coward for waiting until now to drop this bombshell and you're an asshole for doing it the way you did. I'm glad we're never going to be part of the same family, you ass.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.