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Old 09-20-2014, 05:22 AM   #16591 (permalink)
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You know maturity is not at all needed in higher ed. If you don't know, you will.
Da fuc.k?!
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 09-20-2014, 05:46 AM   #16592 (permalink)
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Aww thanks love, God awful, meh debateable there were some horrific moments yes, I'll never deny that but, off beat is more accurate. One Christmas while every other girl got barbies,and normal girl things I got african voodoo dolls and Brazilian tree bark.
I now officially want to spend Christmas with your family.
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Old 09-20-2014, 05:50 AM   #16593 (permalink)
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I now officially want to spend Christmas with your family.
Ahaha, you are the only one. Wait till the bust out life size voodoo doll and hit it with a metal hammer.
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Old 09-20-2014, 06:14 AM   #16594 (permalink)
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I now officially want to spend Christmas with your family.
But then you'd have to spend it with Roxy. **** that. I'd have to come up with an entirely new system to critique her grammar in real life. Wait... that actually sounds pretty good. So, are you having turkey or ham?
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:21 AM   #16595 (permalink)
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Bailing on her three weeks before the wedding is a dick move. You're a coward for waiting until now to drop this bombshell and you're an asshole for doing it the way you did. I'm glad we're never going to be part of the same family, you ass.
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:38 AM   #16596 (permalink)
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wow.. that's ****ed.
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Old 09-20-2014, 12:50 PM   #16597 (permalink)
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Dear almost-in-law,

Bailing on her three weeks before the wedding is a dick move. You're a coward for waiting until now to drop this bombshell and you're an asshole for doing it the way you did. I'm glad we're never going to be part of the same family, you ass.
Want me to curse them for you Janszy?!
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Old 09-20-2014, 07:05 PM   #16598 (permalink)
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Dear almost-in-law,

Bailing on her three weeks before the wedding is a dick move. You're a coward for waiting until now to drop this bombshell and you're an asshole for doing it the way you did. I'm glad we're never going to be part of the same family, you ass.
You should make him listen to some Guns N' Roses. That'll learn him.
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Old 09-21-2014, 12:06 PM   #16599 (permalink)
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You should make him listen to some Guns N' Roses. That'll learn him.
Throw in some Jon Bon Jovi and they'll will beg for mercy.
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Old 09-21-2014, 12:12 PM   #16600 (permalink)
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Throw in some Jon Bon Jovi and they'll will beg for mercy.
Bon Jovi > Guns N' Roses
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