Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

So I just solved the mystery of my disappearing school bus. Apparently my half-brother (the one who spams this place) came home drunk and thought it would be hilarious to set my alarm an hour late. I woke up and started my usual routine of shower, throw on my uniform, grab my books, and wolf down a banana. My phone wasn't in its usual place, so I searched for a bit, but eventually gave it up. I walked to the stop, where I waited for an hour, then went home. My phone was there, now, and the time on it was an hour later than it should have been. He pinched my phone so I couldn't check the time.

I exploded at him this morning. Needless to say, I have no idea how to sell this to the school. "Yeah, my stepbrother, he, um, kinda set my alarm an hour late, and stole my phone…."

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.