The Batlord

Oh, and my ankle's been hurting since yesterday for no apparent reason. It wasn't so bad at first, just kind of achey, but today it was worse. Not terrible, but it definitely got worse. Then a couple hours ago I got up to go to the kitchen and it was legitimately affecting my ability to walk. I now have a limp. **** my body, dude.

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RoxyRollah

Dude come over I'll split this morphine with you.

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GuD

got room for one more D:

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

RoxyRollah

Always

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The Batlord

You grab the lighter, I'll get the spoons.

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RoxyRollah

put that **** in your nose or injest it like civilized people, thank you!

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GuD

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

Pet_Sounds

I care.

But I'm cheering for Kansas City. Big Game James FTW.

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease

Pet_Sounds

So I just solved the mystery of my disappearing school bus. Apparently my half-brother (the one who spams this place) came home drunk and thought it would be hilarious to set my alarm an hour late. I woke up and started my usual routine of shower, throw on my uniform, grab my books, and wolf down a banana. My phone wasn't in its usual place, so I searched for a bit, but eventually gave it up. I walked to the stop, where I waited for an hour, then went home. My phone was there, now, and the time on it was an hour later than it should have been. He pinched my phone so I couldn't check the time.

I exploded at him this morning. Needless to say, I have no idea how to sell this to the school. "Yeah, my stepbrother, he, um, kinda set my alarm an hour late, and stole my phone…."

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease

RoxyRollah

Thank gawd it's Saturday. ..

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