My upcoming week, illustrated with gifs from The Exorcist:
Sale day #1 tomorrow.
And another on Tuesday.
I can't even begin to fathom the "fun" that will undoubtedly ensue, trying to put product out when there's ten million white trash hamplanets in my store, obliviously parking their monstrous asses in my way, unaware of how large they really are, so any way they move, they're still blocking my path.
And of course, all the idiots with their stupid-ass questions:
"Do you work here?"
"How much would this be at 50 percent off?"
"Do you have a restroom?"
"What's an 'accessory'?"
...oh, and the kids apparently don't have school on Tuesday.
My patience for humans will be tested.
