John Wilkes Booth

i can grow my hair as long as i want but i get annoyed with that **** in my eyes so i usually end up cutting it short, then letting it grow for a while until i get annoyed again.

The Batlord

I can actually grow a pretty righteous head of hair. Only problem is that it's on the frizzy side, and really thick, so unless I were to put far more effort into caring for it than I willing to do, it's just really frizzy and tangled. Only way to make myself not look ridiculous is to put it into a ponytail. I'm pretty sure at its longest it was almost a few inches above the small of my back. Kinda miss it TBH. I don't miss adding an extra ten minutes to my shower time just from washing it though.

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ladyislingering

Conditioner could help that problem. Or a flat iron.

(Are you Jewish?)

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ladyislingering

My upcoming week, illustrated with gifs from The Exorcist:

Sale day #1 tomorrow.



And another on Tuesday.



I can't even begin to fathom the "fun" that will undoubtedly ensue, trying to put product out when there's ten million white trash hamplanets in my store, obliviously parking their monstrous asses in my way, unaware of how large they really are, so any way they move, they're still blocking my path.

And of course, all the idiots with their stupid-ass questions:

"Do you work here?"

"How much would this be at 50 percent off?"

"Do you have a restroom?"

"What's an 'accessory'?"



...oh, and the kids apparently don't have school on Tuesday.

My patience for humans will be tested.

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Chula Vista

Years back my wife worked customer service for a large department store. I'd hear all of the stories.

Good luck Ladysling!

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

ladyislingering

educate yourself, brother.



encouraging, encouraging
and not the customary bill of fare
can't you see the lady is lingering?

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Chula Vista

Apologies. Thought I'd give a nickname a go.

My bad.

(slinks away in shame.......)

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

ladyislingering

I just really wanted a reason to use that gif because it makes me laugh so hard.

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Pet_Sounds

I love the the typo Lisna made in the awards thread: ladyslingerie. I think it was intentional….

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease

ladyislingering

unfulfilled dreams?

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