I had just written this masterpiece about diarrhea...
Darn! I have the runs
and I don't think I'll make it.
****. I soiled my pants.
...but you were faster than me.
Now I'll focus on vomit:
My sour belly
warns me with a nasty burp.
I'm gonna vomit!
Subject: When you see a living lobster in a water tank at a Chinese restaurant and you feel really guilty because you know its days are numbered.