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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
Damn, sorry for dragging this thread down.
IF I WERE A GOD!
Delete all religions.
Spread the wealth evenly.
Make everyone buy into a coop.
Everybody eats.
Sick people get treated.
Old people die with dignity.
F*ck whoever you want to as long as they are of legal age.
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if i were satan in chula's universe:
-go to the recycle bin and undelete all the religions to troll god cause he forgot to hold down shift
-steal all the wealth from the proletariat masses and use it to build an effigy to chula which i leave in his yard, making the populace hate him
-make everyone buy a coupe. financing is available. bad credit? no credit? no problem.
-everyone eats a little too much and i simultaneously clog all the toilets in the world
-old people are constipated
-age of consent raised to 65