Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I'm gonna hire WD to narrate my lifestory for blind people after I write my memoir.

He's gonna nail all the times I was too stoned to get off the couch.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.