John Wilkes Booth

i actually like spiders since they are predators and eat other bugs so if i see one in my house i leave it alone. unless it looks like it could be poisonous, in which case i turn to google.

the other day there was a little spider crawling around this globe type light thing on my ceiling, and then there was an even tinier spider crawling on the other side. it almost looked like a baby version of the other spider.

anyway i stood there and watched, knowing that this could get interesting. surely enough they encountered eachother. the bigger spider did a sort of kung fu stance, and then pounced on the little one then grabbed it and spun a string of web which it hung from while sucking the insides out of the little spider. it was honestly one of the most exciting moments of my week, which tells you a bit about my life right now.

ladyislingering

I've done it before. Once. Never again.

I couldn't remember if I'd used the shampoo yet and probably shampooed like 3 times. Disastrous waste of water.

Anyway, tfw you came home, fed the cat, then wept like a child because you're exhausted, feel like you're dying, and there's just too much shit going on in your head, but then ...

I laughed so fucking hard that I almost feel a bit better. You guys are so disgusting/hilarious.

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GuD

tfw
so many chores
tfw
so many lolnotgonnadothats

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

Pet_Sounds

TFW you get an "A" on an essay you completely winged in half an hour.

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease

Mondo Bungle

That feeling when you literally stopped doing any work whatsoever or turning in anything at all for a class with at least 3 months left, put together a final presentation during the last period of said class, and pass and finish with one of the highest grades there.

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Frownland

I love when a teacher gives my bull**** an A. I remember English classes, pulling meaning out of **** I knew wasn't there because I didn't know what the author was actually trying to say and my teachers always ate it up.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Pet_Sounds

Based on your passion for John Cage, I imagine you'd be good at that.

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease

Frownland

Holy **** you're right. I'm gonna go rethink my life now.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Mondo Bungle

tfw when you guess every single question on a chemistry final and get an 86%

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Pet_Sounds

TFW you fall into an obvious trap.

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease