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Old 12-29-2014, 03:53 AM   #28 (permalink)
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What the **** even is porn?

My entire hand was inside some 48 year old dude's ******* tonight. In a bathroom. I washed my hands twice at the bar. I took a shower when I got home. I'm drunk right now so who knows what's for sure and what's not but I swear to everliving fvxxx when I wake up tomorrow my hand is going to smell like Jeff's intestines. And I get to prepare food for yuppies with said hands.

Porn is for losers.
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