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Old 12-29-2014, 03:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You haven't spent the night under shelter of a bench. Let me enlighten you.

When it's raining out, those little spaces between two by fours leak rain on your half alive face
Dirty gum and the stench of a thousand anuses
Mediocre, obscure, lovingly identifiable graffiti
The feeling that life itself is a cruel joke and most people don't even know what life is. And nobody really even knows wtf they're talking about. Not even yourself. S'all a goddamned mother****ing crapshoot and the only people who win are the ones with loaded dice or a few extra bucks to tip the dealer. S'all a sham, man. You're as good in the gutters as you are in a frighteningly generic condominium-studio apartment overlooking the corner of your whereabout's distance above the ground and from the rest of the city.
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Feel the darkness or live in inferiority by standards of WD, for what very, very, very little that's worth. The darkness is nice, though. Her arms are warmer than sunshine and more comforting than than true pa/ma-ternity.
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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But... what does that have to do with porn?
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:53 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What the **** even is porn?

My entire hand was inside some 48 year old dude's ******* tonight. In a bathroom. I washed my hands twice at the bar. I took a shower when I got home. I'm drunk right now so who knows what's for sure and what's not but I swear to everliving fvxxx when I wake up tomorrow my hand is going to smell like Jeff's intestines. And I get to prepare food for yuppies with said hands.

Porn is for losers.
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Old 12-29-2014, 04:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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What the **** even is porn?

My entire hand was inside some 48 year old dude's ******* tonight. In a bathroom. I washed my hands twice at the bar. I took a shower when I got home. I'm drunk right now so who knows what's for sure and what's not but I swear to everliving fvxxx when I wake up tomorrow my hand is going to smell like Jeff's intestines. And I get to prepare food for yuppies with said hands.

Porn is for losers.
I thought you didn't fist the weird guy.
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Old 12-29-2014, 04:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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tbh im not really sure
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Old 12-30-2014, 09:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
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For a zombie apocalypse I would get solar panels on my home and surround the building with treadmills, stock up on food, water and all the necessities I would need.


For natural disasters, I would do nothing. Scotland is a natural disaster.
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I'm not scared of zombies. They lack everything that makes humans superior to other animals.
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Old 12-30-2014, 04:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm not scared of zombies. They lack everything that makes humans superior to other animals.
So you saw that Cracked.com article too?
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So you saw that Cracked.com article too?
It was a video, dicknibbler.
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