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Originally Posted by DeadChannel
Okay, serious question:
I asked chula about this a while ago, but he just said that I need help.
See, I've got my head caught in a mayonnaise jar. It's really stuck. I can't see very well, and I think I'm drowning in the mayo. To further the issue, the mayo has since spoiled and smells (and tastes) pretty bad.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
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Don't be a little girl. Hit your head against a wall until the jar breaks. If you hurt yourself then just consider that payment for being a simpleton.