Varg da Viking

Were I to consider homosexuals anything but degenerates, then I assume it would. Although it probably does anyway.

I do not mean to cause offense, but do you happen to be missing a chromosome or two? You remind me of a mentally challenged person I once knew.

One thing that nobody ever seems to think of bringing is sunblock. You are going to spend much of the day on the deck of your longship, rowing your little Viking tuchas off, followed by hours of mayhem and mirth burning Christian villages to the ground, all with the sun beating down on you like the metaphorical whips of our Jewish oppressors. So, a powerful sunblock is an absolute necessity. After all, even an ubermensch can get melanoma.

When I was a boy I was sent to America every summer to live on a compound (which shall remain nameless to protect their anonymity) in "West Virginia", a state small in size, but large in incest. It was there that I learned how to hunt, spit, poop in an outhouse, and yes, to speak and write English. Even today I speak the language with a very slight hillbilly twang. The experience has also led to more than a few misunderstandings due to my tendency to refer to negroes as "boy" (lol).

The Batlord

Alright, so you and your wife have two little Nazi babies. One day, your boy comes home and tells you he's converting to Catholicism. What do you do?

The next day, your daughter comes home... with a black guy. What do you do?

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Isbjørn

Third day, you find out that your boy is actually a black guy. What do you do?

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The Batlord

Turns out, your daughter and your son are dating. What do you do?

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Frownland

What denomination of church burns down with the least effort?

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Plankton

I feel terrible. I just might go play on the freeway.

Here's a question to ponder:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Varg da Viking

This thread is not taking quite the direction that I had hoped. Perhaps when you have gotten all the childish baiting out of your systems we can proceed, but until then I shall humor you:

It would appear that I am not being taken seriously. I suppose I mistook The Batlord's earlier sarcasm for support. But regardless of the intent of these "questions" they still bring up a few valid points.

I would be most disappointed to find out that my son was converting to such a disgusting religion, but a son is a son, and I would accept him as he was (Thor grant me strength). But mixing of the races is simply intolerable. I would renounce my daughter and whatever mongrel children they produced.

And incest? Really?

Gasolic churches (lol).

Again with the incest. I sincerely hope that you are wearing your helmet.

Ahaha. A most clever insult. Tell me, do you periodically speak to people this way?

DeadChannel

Okay, serious question:
I asked chula about this a while ago, but he just said that I need help.
See, I've got my head caught in a mayonnaise jar. It's really stuck. I can't see very well, and I think I'm drowning in the mayo. To further the issue, the mayo has since spoiled and smells (and tastes) pretty bad.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Varg da Viking

Don't be a little girl. Hit your head against a wall until the jar breaks. If you hurt yourself then just consider that payment for being a simpleton.

DeadChannel

The jar is made of plastic and they make me live in a padded room. Please help.