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Originally Posted by WhateverDude
Poor lizard  .
I can just imagine, chillin in the lamplight. Minded his bizz. Eyein the turtles across the aisle, pondering what life must be like as a turtle. Then, all of a sudden, a humongous hand just wraps around his little tail, whirls him around like a nunchuck, and smacks some dude in the face with his face. Like wow dude, way to be a dick person with humongous hands. Rude. |
I'd be so pissed if I was just doing lizard stuff and all of a sudden Florida Man decided to pull some s
hit.
Like, damn, Florida Man, you could have just
asked if the lizard was a ninja assassin.