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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
You might get smacked by a lizard. Make sure there's a lizard combat clause in your employment contract first.  |
When I go back to work this summer, I'm going to cringe every time somebody picks up a reptile. Thank God I work in the fish department.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
He should be proactive and smack the lizard first. In private though. Don't want to get charged with public indecency.
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Well bugger me sideways, to borrow a colloquial turn of phrase.