The Ongoing Adventures of Florida Man & Woman

Pet_Sounds · 01-06-2015, 09:53 AM

That's just made me reconsider whether I really to want to work at a pet store again this summer.

ladyislingering · 01-06-2015, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

That's just made me reconsider whether I really to want to work at a pet store again this summer.

You might get smacked by a lizard. Make sure there's a lizard combat clause in your employment contract first.

**Frownland** · 01-06-2015, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

cause instead of just using simple words to say a directly what you think he hides behind vague passive aggressive type ****

I was emulating mordwyr so direct your conplaints to him.

The Batlord · 01-06-2015, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

You might get smacked by a lizard. Make sure there's a lizard combat clause in your employment contract first.

He should be proactive and smack the lizard first. In private though. Don't want to get charged with public indecency.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 01-06-2015, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I was emulating mordwyr so direct your conplaints to him.

your beard reminds me of islam. i'm surprised that i was too ****ed up to make that connection. i think i need to slow down.

Pet_Sounds · 01-06-2015, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

You might get smacked by a lizard. Make sure there's a lizard combat clause in your employment contract first.

When I go back to work this summer, I'm going to cringe every time somebody picks up a reptile. Thank God I work in the fish department.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

He should be proactive and smack the lizard first. In private though. Don't want to get charged with public indecency.

Well bugger me sideways, to borrow a colloquial turn of phrase.

The Batlord · 01-06-2015, 09:02 PM

I still can't believe there are fish nerds. You're like a hipster dork.

ladyislingering · 01-06-2015, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

When I go back to work this summer, I'm going to cringe every time somebody picks up a reptile. Thank God I work in the fish department.

There are no laws stating that you can't slap someone with a fish. You shouldn't, but that doesn't mean you can't.

ladyislingering · 01-06-2015, 09:28 PM

Psy-Fi · 01-07-2015, 08:48 AM

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