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Florida Man's been busy!

Florida Man brings baby to an attempted burglary
Florida Man arrested for possession of illegal drugs while wearing a shirt about illegal drugs

Florida Man arrested for masturbating outside of school(s) while looking at children
Florida Man leaves behind teeth in a car he intended to steal
Florida Man stabs his father with pliers during an argument
Florida Man drunkenly drives wrong way on freeway, almost hits state trooper

Florida Woman has mostly flown under the radar today...

Florida Woman's new drivers' license states that she lives on "Eat Ass" street

And while this is old news (June 11, 2014) ... Florida Woman named Crystal Methany shoots a missile into a vehicle in the most Florida thing that ever happened.

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