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Old 01-08-2015, 10:23 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

The people that will be there are more partial to Hendrix. Should I put a cross on the roof, and play the dual role of Varg and Jimi, since the place is old, and the house (read church after I put the cross on the roof) will most likely burst into flames?

Combustibly,

Guitarded.
Dear Guitarded,

I just put Varg and Jimi in a blender and what came out was a firebombed living and dining room set. It's up to you how to choose to disseminate this information.

Fired up,
Chula
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