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Old 01-08-2015, 10:34 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Briks View Post
Dear Chula,

Got any general advice on how I can improve my guitar playing?

Sincerely,
Moi
Dear Moi,

I know it sounds like a tired old cliche but it's 100% true.

You can't tuna fish but you can tune a piano.

REO,
Chula

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Dear Chula,

I couldn't get the term "Firebombed" out of my head on my way to Belize, and am now stuck in an airport security holding cell along with 2 other dudes with neck beards. Do I make friends, or like totally ignore them?

PS: One of them smells like a goat.

Incarceratedly,

NotPickingUpTheSoapJustYet.
Dear NPUTSJY,

Just keep saying this over and over again:

La hawla wala quwata illa billah.

Fire's out,
Chula
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