Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm sitting at a table in the library, trying to study, and there's some ******* sitting behind me who keeps coughing, like once minute at least for the past twenty minutes. I don't know if he's covering his mouth, but it's not so much the unsanitary thing that's bothering me so much as this guy is just making loud noises at frequent intervals RIGHT THE **** BEHIND ME! Go get a drink of water, you ****ing retard. I'm sure everyone in this library hates you and wishes you would just drop dead already of whatever disease is afflicting you as a punishment from God.

He's probably coughed at least three or four times as I've been writing this. Shut the **** up, asshat!

Edit: Oh a two-for-one. This guy is getting ambitious in his ****tardery.