To my eternal shame, though I've slacked off in the last few months, as a twenty-eight-yeard-old I wrote a bit of Batman fanfiction a little while ago. Don't judge me.
Fanfiction.net: The Batlord
There's also all that stuff I wrote in my journal that I've likewise slacked on.
How Joey DeMaio from Manowar and I Struck a Blow to the Forces of False Metal
The rest is multi-chapter in multiple posts, so you'll have to do some scrolling to get to the other parts, but they're all in sequence as I didn't do any separate entries in-between.
CAUTION!!!: Listening to High On Fire May Cause Bitchin' Interdimensional Rifts In the Space-Time Continuum
Tad Will Kill You and Take Your Drugs
The Lay of Sigurd: Remixed
The Return of the Kings of Metal