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Old 01-31-2015, 11:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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One day a pushy customer gets some well deserved sass from LiL. Unbeknownst to her, the customer is a witch doctor who places a hex on LiL, cursing the thing that she loves most in this world: her hair. The next morning, LiL wakes up and looks over at Ki. Her hair is tangled all over him. 'I'm sorry' she said as she pulls her hair back towards her. She feels a tug and realizes that her hair is wrapped around his neck and had strangled him in the night.

An investigation is now under way on LiL for Ki's murder. She gets convicted because hair doesn't do that **** on its own blah blah blah. In her cell she grows to hate her hair, contemplating shaving it off every day. She comes to the decision that she'll do just that and makes a makeshift blade to cut her hair as short as it'll get. As she raises the blade to her hair, it lifts up on its own and strangles her to death.

The film gets a 35% on Rotten Tomatoes for it's anticlimactic ending.
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