How Will the Person Above You Die In a Horror Movie?

The Batlord · 01-31-2015, 10:12 PM

As always, self-explanatory. Extra points for details and interesting storytelling.

**Frownland** · 01-31-2015, 10:15 PM

He's hanging out with a group of friends when they hear a sound in the hallway. Batlord goes out to check out what's going on and is attacked by a group of vampires. The vampires go into the room to attack the rest of Batlord's friends only to find that the room is empty.

ladyislingering · 01-31-2015, 11:17 PM

too stoned, tries to give movie monster a blunt and bam

gets eaten like a bitch

Justthefacts · 01-31-2015, 11:19 PM

Taking a bubble bath, naturally, when slugs start coming up the drain and eat her. From the inside.

ladyislingering · 01-31-2015, 11:22 PM

taking a dump when parasites attach to colon, devour you whole.

**Frownland** · 01-31-2015, 11:34 PM

One day a pushy customer gets some well deserved sass from LiL. Unbeknownst to her, the customer is a witch doctor who places a hex on LiL, cursing the thing that she loves most in this world: her hair. The next morning, LiL wakes up and looks over at Ki. Her hair is tangled all over him. 'I'm sorry' she said as she pulls her hair back towards her. She feels a tug and realizes that her hair is wrapped around his neck and had strangled him in the night.

An investigation is now under way on LiL for Ki's murder. She gets convicted because hair doesn't do that **** on its own blah blah blah. In her cell she grows to hate her hair, contemplating shaving it off every day. She comes to the decision that she'll do just that and makes a makeshift blade to cut her hair as short as it'll get. As she raises the blade to her hair, it lifts up on its own and strangles her to death.

The film gets a 35% on Rotten Tomatoes for it's anticlimactic ending.

ladyislingering · 01-31-2015, 11:36 PM

LOL FROWNS I love ya.

Contracts large parasite on shiny skull.

Isbjørn · 02-01-2015, 01:54 AM

She turns black. Black people always die first in horror movies.

DwnWthVwls · 02-01-2015, 03:03 AM

Zombie Apocalypse - the zombies got him

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 02-01-2015, 03:51 AM

You get swallowed by Nicki Minaj's ass and suffocate to death.

01-31-2015, 10:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	He's hanging out with a group of friends when they hear a sound in the hallway. Batlord goes out to check out what's going on and is attacked by a group of vampires. The vampires go into the room to attack the rest of Batlord's friends only to find that the room is empty. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-31-2015, 11:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	too stoned, tries to give movie monster a blunt and bam gets eaten like a bitch __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

01-31-2015, 11:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	taking a dump when parasites attach to colon, devour you whole. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

01-31-2015, 11:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	One day a pushy customer gets some well deserved sass from LiL. Unbeknownst to her, the customer is a witch doctor who places a hex on LiL, cursing the thing that she loves most in this world: her hair. The next morning, LiL wakes up and looks over at Ki. Her hair is tangled all over him. 'I'm sorry' she said as she pulls her hair back towards her. She feels a tug and realizes that her hair is wrapped around his neck and had strangled him in the night. An investigation is now under way on LiL for Ki's murder. She gets convicted because hair doesn't do that **** on its own blah blah blah. In her cell she grows to hate her hair, contemplating shaving it off every day. She comes to the decision that she'll do just that and makes a makeshift blade to cut her hair as short as it'll get. As she raises the blade to her hair, it lifts up on its own and strangles her to death. The film gets a 35% on Rotten Tomatoes for it's anticlimactic ending. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-31-2015, 11:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	LOL FROWNS I love ya. Contracts large parasite on shiny skull. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

02-01-2015, 01:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	She turns black. Black people always die first in horror movies. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

02-01-2015, 03:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	You get swallowed by Nicki Minaj's ass and suffocate to death. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots