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Old 12-15-2005, 10:17 AM   #79 (permalink)
Fenixpunk
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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
I see you've run out of ideas


Word up bitches, just here for the day
You claim to be game, so I thought I’d play
Now your pretty little rhymes all made me smile
Just like a parent does as they patronise a child

Now this is not me stepping up to the plate
I could eat you for dinner but I see you have no taste
And you wouldn’t understand all the lessons you were getting
When they heard about the battle they would call off the betting
Cos I’m such a dead cert
I **** where you flirt
You show me your face and I’ll grind it in the dirt
So money off the table
Don’t you disbelieve I’m able
Never mess with DRMO should have been an Aesop’s fable

So if you’ve got a problem them come get it off your chest
If you’re lame then I’ll ignore you, I’ll reply if half-impressed
But only to destroy what little confidence you’ve got
You try “spittin’ on the mic” but it just comes out as snot

So to clarify my point, I’m the substance, you’re the fluff
I’m off to head**** Fenix, cos his beard looks like a muff
Don’t Run Me Over, you’ve sealed your own fate/
I don’t think you understand, so let me give it to you straight/
Where you fail to even sparkle, im the one who illuminates/
Before your head gets to big, im gonna make it deflate/
Not stepping up to the plate? Cuz theres nothing you can bring/
You’ve already struck out before you even had a chance to swing/
So try and keep up with the big dog even though youre all small fries/
I grow this “muff” on my chin cuz youre girl likes it between her thighs/
She says you cant get the job done no matter how hard you try/
So she comes running to me, and I make her scream like a war cry/
She rides my cock like a banshee/
I tie her up like a detainee/
Don’t be surprise when DRMO Jr. looks just like me/
If you fuck like you flow no wonder she calls you a softy/
And the bitch wont get off me/
I emceed for her once now she things shes my groupie/
I had to get a restraining order/
Shes not allowed across the AZ border/
The way she was deep throating me, I was afraid shed get a speech disorder/
Im not sure there is any help for you cuz youll always be a chump/
But try ordering some Viagra, and maybe a john holmes penis pump/
And next time youre with your lady, if shes still calling you my name/
Don’t feel bad, after what shes had, shell never be the same/
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