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^Fenix is waiting...................

TrampInaTux

Dam right fenix is waiting but im talking to you/
did you change the subject because what i said rung true/
im fed up of people thinking that they are the sh*t/
but write rhymes like a retard when they asked to spit/
so im not just aiming this lyric at fenix/
this is to anyone who can say im crap and actually mean it/
cos at the moment all im getting are fakers/
ass kissers butt munchers and a lot of haters/
i want someone who has the bite too match his bark/
someone who don't just call you out then run into the dark/
someone who IS actually worth something in this place/
someone who can say I'm crap right to my face/
someone who aint just got the balls but has actually got the brains/
to not just step up to me knowing that he'll get maimed/
sure the task is hard but is there anyone out there?/
is there anyone apart from fenix who actually dares/
to step up and prove that he has actually got the skills/
that he's not some kid who just had a pop for cheap thrills/
i don't just want some guy who thought he'd start an argument/
posted a comment not realising the sh*t that he said/
yes I do freestyle/ no it don't take me a while/ all these questions thrown at me I feel like I'm back on trial/ back in the stands raising my hand/ 'i swear on god I'm not gonna lie to you man'/ and if I do then you guys can just shoot me/ but everything that I just said? that was the truth b.../

ShadySoldier

it doesn't take much../
for hobo to raise such a stink up/
cuz motha****az hate ur guts/
u ain't even got say much/
for me to put my fingers to this keyboard/
like smearing blood stains with a paint brush/
but i can't expalin wat it is my brain does/
but however it works its insane its plain nuts/
but it ain't just my brain thats dangourous/
its whole combination of things...it takez nutz/
and i ain't a fraid to raise the stakes up/
i gotta million bucks in the bank and 8 trucks/
**** u bitch y u think some gangstaz/
this is me typin mutha****a this ain't drugs.../
i pray for the day that somone who spits with the caliber that nas and jay does.../
opens his mouth to say somthin/
or rattle my name off/
or rattle the first thing from the top of his brain off/
so i can blow the ****in dust of this chainsaw/
and give him the surgeory that he came for/
til i pull the paint off/
i never been shot/
but i think me and pac musta been cut form the same cloth/
cuz i've always came off/
like hobo's chain when i rushed him...stole his ****/
and gave him a watch in exchange for it/
i dun stop/
only thing that i wait for/
is the day that i dun gotta report to probate court/
but ima give u all the reason to hate more/
cuz i've been holdin my tounge till i gotta sprained jaw/
obssesed with eminem...just cuz of 8-mile/
but im not shady cuz i shot more then just paintballs/
trust me/

...haha....lol question...fenix where u making fun of me when u wewre talking about "ones obssesed with eminem"....j/w

sweetness

I'm sorry that I'm white but u all sound like **** so come over here and suck my ****. Now let me give you a few pointers before you you fall off your feet.. YOU JUST GOT TO HAVE THE BEAT.

TrampInaTux

in case you forgot/
if you're brain slipped a notch/
i wanted good rappers/
not ones with the skills that you got/
sorry did I say you got skills?/
my nose is getting bigger/
you show me your raps and I show you the finger/
you were beaten once yet still you linger/
you gotta gun?/
well your hands so full of c*m you can't pull the trigger/
how can you claim to be the all mighty brains/
when you can't even tell that fenix was taking the p*ss out of your name/
I'm sorry that your hero Fenix didn't respect you back/
so let me ask you this do you want to grow up to be just like him zach?/
at home listening to his MC Hammer cd's/
no social life so he spends his time checking up on IP's/
You want to be Em no I'm afraid you're just Stan/
camping outside Fenix's house yelling "Sign your poster dude I am your biggest fan"/
well I tell you what you're right everyone dislikes me/
but at least it's in these forums and not in real life, see?/
So Zach, so long, farewell/
the Slim shady wannabe we knew thee well/
Maybe up in heaven there will be a place for you/
oops my nose is getting big again I gotta start tellin the truth....

Fenixpunk

101 ways to slam you but it will only take one/
you keep mentioning my name, the quicker it will be done/
101 ways to slam you but which will i choose/
i should probably inform you that youre destined to lose/
but im sure you already know that, so which way will it be?/
go back and count how many times youve felt you had to mention me/
do you think saying my name might just bring you some fame/
pretending that you know something about me, pretending you have something to claim/
sometimes i check IPs to keep track of newbies like you/
if you had some balls instead of hiding behind differant names i wouldnt have to/
ive schooled you with every post that ive made/
still you come marching back in here like the head of the *** parade/
so keep my name out of youre raps unless you like getting sprayed/
with skills i come correct and theres nothing you can do but get played/
you should spend more time writing instead of being on my jock/
fenix this, fenix that, ya, they like me cuz i talk the talk/
unlike you i walk the walk/
unlike you outlined in chalk/
It looks like to me youre just itching to get near/
but i dont have time, my social life, not a day on my calendar is clear/
so im sorry youre not important enough for me to think about you everytime/
sorry youre not special enough for me to mention you in every rhyme/
MC hammer cds, i take it youre refering to my age/
cuz im old school like that, but i go back furthan than those days/
back to the days of sugarhill not that you know what im talking about/
back then you were still a wet spot just begging to break out/
theres 101 ways to slam you/
but it will only take one/
ill come back when youre old enough to count/
till then consider yourself done/

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babakeatwix

how do u guys come up wit all these crazy rhymes...i shouldn't even get envolved...u guys would blow me away like a hurricane...i think fenix wins hands down

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Got to be lovin them two delicious chocolaty fingers in that goldin sleeping bag

I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

DontRunMeOver

I see you've run out of ideas


Word up bitches, just here for the day
You claim to be game, so I thought I’d play
Now your pretty little rhymes all made me smile
Just like a parent does as they patronise a child

Now this is not me stepping up to the plate
I could eat you for dinner but I see you have no taste
And you wouldn’t understand all the lessons you were getting
When they heard about the battle they would call off the betting
Cos I’m such a dead cert
I **** where you flirt
You show me your face and I’ll grind it in the dirt
So money off the table
Don’t you disbelieve I’m able
Never mess with DRMO should have been an Aesop’s fable

So if you’ve got a problem them come get it off your chest
If you’re lame then I’ll ignore you, I’ll reply if half-impressed
But only to destroy what little confidence you’ve got
You try “spittin’ on the mic” but it just comes out as snot

So to clarify my point, I’m the substance, you’re the fluff
I’m off to head**** Fenix, cos his beard looks like a muff

Fenixpunk

Don’t Run Me Over, you’ve sealed your own fate/
I don’t think you understand, so let me give it to you straight/
Where you fail to even sparkle, im the one who illuminates/
Before your head gets to big, im gonna make it deflate/
Not stepping up to the plate? Cuz theres nothing you can bring/
You’ve already struck out before you even had a chance to swing/
So try and keep up with the big dog even though youre all small fries/
I grow this “muff” on my chin cuz youre girl likes it between her thighs/
She says you cant get the job done no matter how hard you try/
So she comes running to me, and I make her scream like a war cry/
She rides my cock like a banshee/
I tie her up like a detainee/
Don’t be surprise when DRMO Jr. looks just like me/
If you fuck like you flow no wonder she calls you a softy/
And the bitch wont get off me/
I emceed for her once now she things shes my groupie/
I had to get a restraining order/
Shes not allowed across the AZ border/
The way she was deep throating me, I was afraid shed get a speech disorder/
Im not sure there is any help for you cuz youll always be a chump/
But try ordering some Viagra, and maybe a john holmes penis pump/
And next time youre with your lady, if shes still calling you my name/
Don’t feel bad, after what shes had, shell never be the same/

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DontRunMeOver

Well, my girl says she’s lucky that she isn’t your wife
She’ll never be the same? Damn right, she’s scarred for life!
Tie them like a detainee, they can’t get away
I’ve heard that’s Fenix’s only option if he wants to get laid
You’d best go ask your wife about my own nine-inch nail
She even called me ‘Vladimir’ each time I impaled
And told me it was nice to have a human to bang
Instead of something closer to an orang-utan
But thanks for the straight talking and the ‘illumination’
You’re a big dog huh? What kind, an alsation?
Who pisses on the sidewalk and then shags his relations?
Maybe that helps to explain your funny hairy muzzle
It helps to trap your food so that dogs come up and nuzzle
Whatever you say, it still looks like a minge
Lots of curly, pubic fluff and also lots of ginge
I suppose it turns on lesbians, so maybe it’s a plus
(I would put in a *** joke here, but its too obvious)
You rap in cliches, you write with a stutter
I’ll drop the bearded insults here and leave them in the gutter
Maybe you’ll see them while your looking for your dinner?
What that? Decision final? Have I been declared the winner?
I had to drop ten categories just to throw a punch
A heavyweight like that can eat lightweights like you for lunch
Maybe you should cover your eyes to protect yourself
Verbal annihilation’s not so good for your health
All these sucker-punches, they’ll start taking their toll
I’ll give you mid-life crisis before your 30 years old
And if have a kid that looks anything like you
I’ll feed him bananas everyday and keep him in the zoo