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Old 03-27-2015, 10:01 AM   #31165 (permalink)
John Wilkes Booth
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i have a strange co-worker that reminds me of a robot. he walks and moves really stiffly. he's skinny as **** and he has a thin face with glasses, giving him a sort of naturally nerdy look, but he does body building so he's ripped at the same time.

he's like a ripped skinny person. and he wears muscle shirts and **** to show off his physique, but it's really quite funny looking to me cause he's so thin. and he just walks around like this stiff robot all the time, he reminds me a lot of one of those terminator robots.

and his personality also makes me suspect he's a robot, because he just acts so strange. every time he says something to me it's something strange/awkward.

the other day he came over to me and was like "bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrreak time." cause it was break time. and i was like yea i know. i'm always aware when it's break time.

but then he just said it again like that. "bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrreak time." and i was like yea i heard you, i know it's break time. but then he did it again. and i was like yea i don't know exactly what you're doing lol. and then he did it again like that, "bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrreak time." and i just looked at him like wtf.

and then he was like "rrrrrrrrape time." and i was like "did you say rape time?" and he was like "bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrreak time." and i was like "are you saying break time or rape time?" and he kept doing it a few more times but he'd alternate between "break time" and "rape time."
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