he strikes me as the type who was dealt the genes of a nerd but refuses to accept that lot in life. so he does body building and **** to compensate and then puts on a sort of front, hence the robotic walking and movements. but i can't help but find the **** entertaining. honestly i like him just for that reason alone.
one time at lunch i was talking to everyone at the table about the los zetas cartel and how cut throat they are. and nobody had heard of them. and i was like you ever watch gangland? and he was like "no, i have better things to do with my time." and i was like "like what?" and he was like "spend time with my dog."

i could hardly hold it in.