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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
 An older woman walks into a tattoo shop and wants a tattoo. The artist asks her what she wants and she pauses a moment and then replies " I would like Paul McCartney on my right thigh and John Lennon on my left thigh ". The tattoo artist complies and after some time reveals his work to the woman.
The woman is horrified and exclaims " Neither of these tattoo's looks close to Lennon or McCartney " The tattooist says "Bullsh1t, it is a perfect likeness and to prove it I will get someone off the street to tell me who the tattoo's depict"
The tattooist reaches outside his store and grabs a wino stumbling by and says to him " Who are the people in these tattoo's? "
The wino studies them for a moment then replies " I'm not sure about the fellers on the right or left, but that one in the middle with the beard and the bad breath has got to be Willie Nelson "  |
thats gross.....but f ucking hilarious. cheers
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How'd I end up here to begin with? I don't know.
Why do I start what I can't finish?
Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers.
My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it.
But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore..
maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers....
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Originally Posted by Shooting Star
Remember kids: It's only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus. \m/
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