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Old 12-19-2005, 01:42 AM   #71 (permalink)
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How offencive to women....How brilliant!...Nice one
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:43 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Be sure to tip your waitress
I'll be here all week
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:17 AM   #73 (permalink)
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An older woman walks into a tattoo shop and wants a tattoo. The artist asks her what she wants and she pauses a moment and then replies " I would like Paul McCartney on my right thigh and John Lennon on my left thigh ". The tattoo artist complies and after some time reveals his work to the woman.

The woman is horrified and exclaims " Neither of these tattoo's looks close to Lennon or McCartney " The tattooist says "Bullsh1t, it is a perfect likeness and to prove it I will get someone off the street to tell me who the tattoo's depict"

The tattooist reaches outside his store and grabs a wino stumbling by and says to him " Who are the people in these tattoo's? "

The wino studies them for a moment then replies " I'm not sure about the fellers on the right or left, but that one in the middle with the beard and the bad breath has got to be Willie Nelson "
thats gross.....but fucking hilarious. cheers
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:19 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Whats the difference between a chavette and a kit kat?

You can only get four fingers in a kit kat


Why dont black people like country music?

When someone says howdown they think their sisters been shot


Why wernt adam and eve black?

Ever tried to take a rib of a black man?


The chinese ****lepicker distater. Apparantly the ****lepicker were only ment to stay in the water till the water go up to knee-high. But unfortunutly knee high was in the van
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:47 PM   #75 (permalink)
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whats blue and doesn't fit?

a dead epileptic.
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well hav u guys heard any of der otha songs like wait a mnute,i dont need a man and tainted love?

coz der preety gd u no!!!
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:53 PM   #76 (permalink)
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YOUR BACK!!!
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Um..hi
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:56 PM   #77 (permalink)
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well, just wondered if stu was still on here, seein as he is ill prob stay a while, i need to find out bout more music so yea, why not. Urban, Fenix, Snickers, adidasss etc still all round?
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well hav u guys heard any of der otha songs like wait a mnute,i dont need a man and tainted love?

coz der preety gd u no!!!
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:58 PM   #78 (permalink)
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well, just wondered if stu was still on here, seein as he is ill prob stay a while, i need to find out bout more music so yea, why not. Urban, Fenix, Snickers, adidasss etc still all round?
Urban Left
Snickers Never posts
Fenix is mod
so is AITA,Hookers and RiseAgainstRocks.
adidasss is a moron.
and LedZepStu still posts.
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:00 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Where is Hookers?
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:01 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Fenix is mod
so is AITA,Hookers and RiseAgainstRocks.
and LedZepStu still posts.
aaaah........well thats alright then.
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well hav u guys heard any of der otha songs like wait a mnute,i dont need a man and tainted love?

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