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Originally Posted by Pedestrian
Had an unbirthday party last night. It was nice, I was grateful to everyone who turned out, but I think I need to stop having parties, because I always get depressed when everyone leaves at the end.
Went out with The Boy for a couple of hours today. It was probably the most platonic visit I've ever had with somebody. I don't know how to resolve this issue though, because the more I think about it, the more convinced I grow of my placement in the friendzone, and the more afraid I am to either tell him or be bold and just touch his wiener. It's a winless scenario.
Now I'm going to have a sad nap.
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Make a point of brushing your hand slowly against his as you pass him and look him right in the eye as you do it.
It's a statement of intent with the luxury that can be brushed off as nothing should you not get the desired effect and you can try it again more times till he gets the message without you having to say anything.
Works nearly every time.