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The Batlord · 05-16-2015, 05:18 PM

I was talking to Pedestrian.

fiddler · 05-16-2015, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I was talking to Pedestrian.

OH now I get what're you saying! I think my blond roots are showing (again).

Paedantic Basterd · 05-16-2015, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I was talking to Pedestrian.

Hmm, could do, except for the office dress code.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-16-2015, 05:27 PM

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Had an unbirthday party last night. It was nice, I was grateful to everyone who turned out, but I think I need to stop having parties, because I always get depressed when everyone leaves at the end.

Went out with The Boy for a couple of hours today. It was probably the most platonic visit I've ever had with somebody. I don't know how to resolve this issue though, because the more I think about it, the more convinced I grow of my placement in the friendzone, and the more afraid I am to either tell him or be bold and just touch his wiener. It's a winless scenario.

Now I'm going to have a sad nap.

Make a point of brushing your hand slowly against his as you pass him and look him right in the eye as you do it.

It's a statement of intent with the luxury that can be brushed off as nothing should you not get the desired effect and you can try it again more times till he gets the message without you having to say anything.

Works nearly every time.

The Batlord · 05-16-2015, 06:07 PM

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Hmm, could do, except for the office dress code.

Look, do you wanna get plowed or not?

ladyislingering · 05-16-2015, 08:02 PM

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Well no tits to hang it from but I have something else that I'm sure it can hang from??

same, but I'm just a highly unfortunate woman.

The Batlord · 05-16-2015, 08:04 PM

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same, but I'm just a highly unfortunate woman.

Ain't that the truth.

ladyislingering · 05-16-2015, 08:06 PM

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Ain't that the truth.

gonna call my memoir "tales of the titless wonder".

Sequoioideae · 05-16-2015, 08:08 PM

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Went out with The Boy for a couple of hours today. It was probably the most platonic visit I've ever had with somebody. I don't know how to resolve this issue though, because the more I think about it, the more convinced I grow of my placement in the friendzone, and the more afraid I am to either tell him or be bold and just touch his wiener. It's a winless scenario.

Now I'm going to have a sad nap.

Well, if it makes you feel any better I tried and failed with some chick I had been talking to for three months. It's hard for me to connect emotionally with people, and she was cute too, and a fantastic artist. She was going through some trouble financially and I bought some of her art to help her out because I really like her work and I wanted to support her. After I hung out with her a few days ago I told her how I felt, and that I was sorry I couldn't be friends with her and that I tried multiple times to put my feelings aside but couldn't. I told her that I was sorry, and not to think it's her fault, and we probably shouldn't talk anymore because my feelings would be harmful to our friendship, and I reassured her that it was my fault, not hers.

You'll probably do a lot better than me, I'm just some ugly awkward skinny white dude no one finds attractive.

ladyislingering · 05-16-2015, 08:13 PM

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You'll probably do a lot better than me, I'm just some ugly awkward skinny white dude no one finds attractive.

I'd slap you right in the face for saying such an untrue, foolish thing but I don't believe in damaging the faces of lovely young men.