Key

Dear Batlord,

Jesus Christ, you have 10,000+ posts and none of them are worth reading.
Your avatar choices always suck.
You have girly colors for your signature. You're not edgy.
Nobody cares about comic books.
Your mom called me back, she told me to slap you in the face.
Update your journals.
Stop sending me nudes. I'm not interested. The restraining order I sent you says just that.
My cat pukes when I say your name out loud.
Grow a beard. Shave it. Then grow another one. Be a man.
Lick my feet.

Sincerely,
Ki