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Old 06-12-2015, 12:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

Jesus Christ, you have 10,000+ posts and none of them are worth reading.
Your avatar choices always suck.
You have girly colors for your signature. You're not edgy.
Nobody cares about comic books.
Your mom called me back, she told me to slap you in the face.
Update your journals.
Stop sending me nudes. I'm not interested. The restraining order I sent you says just that.
My cat pukes when I say your name out loud.
Grow a beard. Shave it. Then grow another one. Be a man.
Lick my feet.

Sincerely,
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Old 06-12-2015, 12:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

Ever considered wearing chaps?
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Old 06-12-2015, 01:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

Jesus Christ, you have 10,000+ posts and none of them are worth reading.
Your avatar choices always suck.
You have girly colors for your signature. You're not edgy.
Nobody cares about comic books.
Your mom called me back, she told me to slap you in the face.
Update your journals.
Stop sending me nudes. I'm not interested. The restraining order I sent you says just that.
My cat pukes when I say your name out loud.
Grow a beard. Shave it. Then grow another one. Be a man.
Lick my feet.

Sincerely,
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Old 06-12-2015, 10:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You love the attention.
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Old 06-12-2015, 11:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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You love the attention.
I just found those two statements to be contradictory. Like the fact that you're you, and yet you have a girlfriend.
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Old 06-12-2015, 11:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,
Listen to The Residents and love Primus.
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Old 06-12-2015, 11:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

Your insessent peering into my windows at the witching hour gives me the creeps.
I'm tired of you using my all my beauty products and my towel.Stop leaving the kitchen light on and for the record I don't want those jeans back.

All my love
Stalked in Sarasota.

PS. Plankton thinks you're getting a bit hippy.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 06-12-2015, 11:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

It's not gonna suck itself
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Old 06-12-2015, 02:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

If a person is attracted to feet, are they a pediphile?
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Old 06-12-2015, 03:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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If a person is attracted to feet, are they a pediphile?
Dear Norway Jose,

Nah, they're just gross.
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