oh, i see. you're a bit confused. probably never had to file for taxes before. look... all you really need to worry about, is that you follow the proper protocols and procedures.
first, you want to find a jew. then, when you spot them and you have them in the right place and at the right time you grab them by both shoulders and firmly ask: WHERE ARE THE SHEKELS? EMPTY ALL THE SHEKELS INTO THIS BRIEFCASE IMMEDIATELY OR WE'RE GONNA HURT YOUR FAMILY.
then you make sure the shekels are in the briefcase, lock it, give him a nice firm hand shake and look him in the eye and say "shalom", then bring the briefcase to your nearest h&r block.
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