Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge > Current Events, Philosophy, & Religion
Register Blogging Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-28-2015, 12:01 AM   #41 (permalink)
Music Guru
 
John Wilkes Booth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,007
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Does that mean I can marry a brain dead person?
i don't see why not
__________________
Sic semper tyrannis
John Wilkes Booth is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2015, 12:03 AM   #42 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 43,625
Default

Should I also be able to buy and sell a brain dead person as property?
__________________
CHINA IS CAPITALIST
The Batlord is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2015, 12:06 AM   #43 (permalink)
Music Guru
 
John Wilkes Booth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,007
Default

sure. as long as you pay your taxes.
__________________
Sic semper tyrannis
John Wilkes Booth is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2015, 12:17 AM   #44 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 43,625
Default

Would it fall under taxes? I mean, I might have to pay taxes on a car, or a house, but not on a TV or a piano. I don't even know the legal difference between property that requires paying taxes and property that doesn't TBH.
__________________
CHINA IS CAPITALIST
The Batlord is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2015, 12:35 AM   #45 (permalink)
Music Guru
 
John Wilkes Booth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,007
Default

oh, i see. you're a bit confused. probably never had to file for taxes before. look... all you really need to worry about, is that you follow the proper protocols and procedures.

first, you want to find a jew. then, when you spot them and you have them in the right place and at the right time you grab them by both shoulders and firmly ask: WHERE ARE THE SHEKELS? EMPTY ALL THE SHEKELS INTO THIS BRIEFCASE IMMEDIATELY OR WE'RE GONNA HURT YOUR FAMILY.

then you make sure the shekels are in the briefcase, lock it, give him a nice firm hand shake and look him in the eye and say "shalom", then bring the briefcase to your nearest h&r block.
__________________
Sic semper tyrannis
John Wilkes Booth is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2015, 12:37 AM   #46 (permalink)
hypercritically unserious
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 34,060
Default

Okay it might be time to curb your South Park intake.
__________________
At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed.

Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2015, 12:44 AM   #47 (permalink)
Music Guru
 
John Wilkes Booth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,007
Default

sorry i only follow advice from mainstream posters
__________________
Sic semper tyrannis
John Wilkes Booth is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2015, 12:47 AM   #48 (permalink)
hypercritically unserious
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 34,060
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth View Post
sorry i only follow advice from mainstream posters
Check my post count, I'm way more mainstream than you.
__________________
At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed.

Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2015, 12:50 AM   #49 (permalink)
Music Guru
 
John Wilkes Booth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,007
Default

you probably just sucked off the illuminati to make it seem like you're mainstream
__________________
Sic semper tyrannis
John Wilkes Booth is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-28-2015, 01:08 AM   #50 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 43,625
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth View Post
oh, i see. you're a bit confused. probably never had to file for taxes before. look... all you really need to worry about, is that you follow the proper protocols and procedures.

first, you want to find a jew. then, when you spot them and you have them in the right place and at the right time you grab them by both shoulders and firmly ask: WHERE ARE THE SHEKELS? EMPTY ALL THE SHEKELS INTO THIS BRIEFCASE IMMEDIATELY OR WE'RE GONNA HURT YOUR FAMILY.

then you make sure the shekels are in the briefcase, lock it, give him a nice firm hand shake and look him in the eye and say "shalom", then bring the briefcase to your nearest h&r block.
What if he turns into a vampire bat and flies away before I can get his money stash? It's not just a question of money. He might cast black magic on me at a later time.
__________________
CHINA IS CAPITALIST
The Batlord is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Similar Threads



© 2003-2020 Advameg, Inc.