07-09-2015, 06:22 AM
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OQB
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Frownland
Posts: 8,832
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The Republic of Dicks n stuff is a fledgling, pleasant nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 5 million Dicks n stuffians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Dicks n stuffian economy, worth 164 billion dick stuffs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,954 dick stuffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dicks n stuff's national animal is the flying dick, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
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Welcome to a real nation, folks.
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