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Old 07-09-2015, 06:16 AM   #81 (permalink)
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It's a conspiracy. Lizard people like the inhabitants of your country don't like liberal democracies that can respect people but won't be bullied into submission. It's a lie, a smear campaign. Ugly and dishonest. And they probably smell bad too, damn reptiles.
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Old 07-09-2015, 06:22 AM   #82 (permalink)
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The Republic of Dicks n stuff is a fledgling, pleasant nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 5 million Dicks n stuffians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dicks n stuffian economy, worth 164 billion dick stuffs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,954 dick stuffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dicks n stuff's national animal is the flying dick, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Welcome to a real nation, folks.
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Old 07-09-2015, 06:29 AM   #83 (permalink)
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Welcome to a real nation, folks.
I'm not here to poop the party, I'm just being a partypooper, 'cause the Nationstates mods will totally rename your national animal and currency
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Old 07-09-2015, 06:36 AM   #84 (permalink)
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I'm not here to poop the party, I'm just being a partypooper, 'cause the Nationstates mods will totally rename your national animal and currency
Yeah they removed my SS flag.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-09-2015, 06:44 AM   #85 (permalink)
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I'm not here to poop the party, I'm just being a partypooper, 'cause the Nationstates mods will totally rename your national animal and currency
Yeah, well, the dickstuffians had a good run.
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Old 08-07-2015, 10:54 AM   #86 (permalink)
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My nation's average income tax rate is 95,9% now. I'm trying to hit one hundred.
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Old 09-06-2015, 12:24 PM   #87 (permalink)
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My country is pretty beast now. Over 800 million people, a "frightening" economy (that's the best you can get), and an average income of 126,335 speciedalers (specialdalers are an old Norwegian form of currency). But my income tax is over 50%, and I don't know why.

I'm also thinking of reverting from a heavily-industrialized nation to a quasi-medieval, pre-industrial society as soon as I make contact with aliens (apparently that's a thing). It's what Hitler would have wanted. "Blood and soil", ya know?
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"Following new legislation in Norskigrad, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites."
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Old 09-07-2015, 04:16 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
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Old 09-07-2015, 11:50 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Beard of Odin ain't nuthin' ta **** wit
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