I was a member of another music forum, and the members there started talking about the mass banning that had been taking place on this site at that time. I think it was the Booboo meltdown era. I love a good challenge, so I became a member. I settled in with the natives, and they took me in as their own. I eventually made my way through the ranks, and after various feats of manliness, I and am now engaged to be married to the head chiefs daughter. This is both terrifying and exasperating, as she is not exactly what I had expected, since I could only get a glimpse of her through the wall of Chinese spam bots that constantly bombard the ramparts of her lair. She is a hairy beast, and if I back out now, I'll only perpetuate my inevitable demise.
Signed,
Trapped in a Chinese cookie factory.
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