Originally Posted by Overcast

I had an odd day to say the least. Left the house in a fit of rage to go spend the night on the streets, but I didn't realize it was around 110 degrees outside. Didn't think it through at all. I got a serious case of heat stroke and dehydration (it came on extremely fast) to the point I couldn't generate any saliva and it felt like I was on fire. It was the most unbearable pain I've ever felt. I walked for 4 hours completely disorientated 99% sure I was gonna die (felt more like an eternity) when I finally found a neighborhood with people and banged on this lady's car door and just about instantly passed out. The next thing I know a bunch of firefighters were pulling me into an ambulance and there were about 20 people all around me and I couldn't stop saying a bunch of weird ****. I recall telling this guy he had an awesome moustache. The firefighters kept telling me to stop swearing and saying ****ed up **** in front of the kids, and I kept apologizing and then doing it again. They thought I was hyped up on LSD or something, but I guess I was simultaneously having a mental breakdown. Spent the night in the ER. Good times.

Deserts suck.